invisible me (invisible_me) wrote in bitches_r_dumb,
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Tiger Puzzle
> >
> >A blonde calls her boyfriend and says, "Please come over here
> >and help me... I have a killer jigsaw puzzle, and I can't figure out how
to
> get it started."
> >
> >Her boyfriend asks, "What is it supposed to be when it's finished?"
> >
> >The blonde says, "According to the picture on the box, it's a tiger."
> >
> >Her boyfriend decides to go over and help with the puzzle. She lets him
in
> and shows him where she has the puzzle spread all over the table. He
studies
> the pieces for a moment, then looks at the box, then turns to her and
says,
> "First of all, no matter what we do, we're not going to be able to
assemble
> these pieces into anything resembling a tiger."
>
> >
> >He held her hand and said, "Second, I'd advise you to relax.
> >Let's have a drink, then ..." he sighed,
> > >>
> > >>
> > >>
> > >>
> > >>
> > >>
> >"let's put all these Frosted Flakes back in the box."
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