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wow .... [08 Aug 2004|10:49am]

linus_of_hate
[ mood | baby wants to fuck !!! ]

this should be fun .. cause i don't care and every knows i don't ..






Don't be a good neighbor to her or I'm
gonna send you a love letter. straight
from my heart, fucker. You know what a
love letter is? It's a bullet. straight
from my gun, fucker. Once you get a love
letter from me, you're fucked forever.
Understand, Fuck?

I'll send you straight to hell, Fuck!



DON'T YOU FUCKING LOOK AT ME !!!!!!!

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[11 Jul 2004|05:37pm]

spankymc2teats
BITCH I'M NOT PAYING YOU TO TALK
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perhaps we should offer them a new wound. [04 Nov 2003|02:16pm]

linus_of_hate
[ mood | diggin in the dirt ]

i have a short dick
i fuck a short time
i guess some things are
more worth while then others!!

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this is why !!! [29 Sep 2003|07:16am]

linus_of_hate
[ mood | doubtful about all of you!! ]

well, this is fucking dumb and thus why bitches R indeed dumb!!
i'm talking about everybody and no one all at the same time
here and if you feel offended please don't come here
and fucking cry !! your post will be deleted with a post
of me making fun of you for proving the point of this
place .. bitches are dumb and need to be told so !!

cry somewhere fucking eles !!
cause i don't fucking care !!

and when you bitch and moan you prove the point that
you are nothing but a stupid bitch !!

i'm sure i'll get some reply to this about boo hoo ,
i don't like what you said cause my nipples are
swollen ,my tits are sore , and my tang won't stop
bleeding !!

once again i don't care and i would tell any this to
they're face too

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blonde [09 Sep 2003|12:17pm]

invisible_me
Tiger Puzzle
> >
> >A blonde calls her boyfriend and says, "Please come over here
> >and help me... I have a killer jigsaw puzzle, and I can't figure out how
to
> get it started."
> >
> >Her boyfriend asks, "What is it supposed to be when it's finished?"
> >
> >The blonde says, "According to the picture on the box, it's a tiger."
> >
> >Her boyfriend decides to go over and help with the puzzle. She lets him
in
> and shows him where she has the puzzle spread all over the table. He
studies
> the pieces for a moment, then looks at the box, then turns to her and
says,
> "First of all, no matter what we do, we're not going to be able to
assemble
> these pieces into anything resembling a tiger."
>
> >
> >He held her hand and said, "Second, I'd advise you to relax.
> >Let's have a drink, then ..." he sighed,
> > >>
> > >>
> > >>
> > >>
> > >>
> > >>
> >"let's put all these Frosted Flakes back in the box."
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fuck drama bullshit [22 Aug 2003|12:57am]

xdiruzex
ok bitches are dumb, for sure, but lets not forget some guys are dumb bitches as well ::coughbrantcough::
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[21 Aug 2003|11:44pm]

mcfacepuncher
bitches are dumb, you are right, it is true
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[21 Aug 2003|04:51am]

linus_of_hate
[ mood | crazy ]

since i'm a jackass some jokes to start ,

1) i've been thru some rough times i had one wife that died and a second one that wouldn't!

2) how do you know when your wife has died? ...
the sex is the same but the dishes keep backing up !

3)there's this guy in a grave yard he see's another guy crying by a grave he keeps
screaming "why did you die why did you die!" the guy walked up says "was that your
wife?" the other guy says "no, it was her first husband!"

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